Melontastic

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

melon scoop

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.

Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~

by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010

melon boy

Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.

"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"

by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

Meloncholy

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

melmonts

Noun; A foolish person prone for random outbursts. A melmonts will provoke you randomly by contradicting whatever it is that you say, while not even grasping what they are talking about. Also known as a Thizzle.

That person sure is a melmonts, they started going off about otter pops and granny nips. Don't they have anything better to do?

by Reallymeantaru November 10, 2018

Melonie

Melonie is a nice, funny girl that is so beautiful, she likes to tell dad jokes and be chill. She likes having guy friends becasue they’re cooler and she can relate. A tom boy. She is super smart and pretty but likes t call herself ugly and dumb.

boy 1: omg she’s so pretty and smart who’s that???

boy 2: that’s melonie she’s a dumb bitch lmao jk

by melonie p November 2, 2019