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Cyber meeting

The act of meeting another individual in cyber space.
On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...

Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)

May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)
by The Christoph January 16, 2012
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Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?
by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020
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love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting
- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.
by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021
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goin' all town meeting

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.
You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !
by critter getter August 14, 2009
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meeting

My roommate left for class, so it was time for a meeting.
by sfzDefiner April 13, 2004
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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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