Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicine mug.Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicine mug.Extraphysical medicine is a branch of medicine that seeks the application of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics on medicine, mainly on the production of equipment and technology for be used for medical purposes. Extraphysical medicine can also refer to alternative medicines and therapies that use extraphysics for self-promotion, but those are referred as extraphysical alternative medicine.
"Extraphysical medicine might be a really useful branch of medicine in the future, but the equipments and technology it will use will probably be used only in certain cases, since they would be really complex and dangerous to be used, but still the technological benefits and advancements of it will be really useful."
by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021
Get the Extraphysical Medicine mug.Technoquantum medicine, also superquantum medicine, is a branch of medicine that seeks on the development of quantum and superquantum equipment and technology for medical proposes, such as the maximum of applications of quantum and superquantum mechanics on medicine. Technoquantum medicine differs from quantum medicine and quantum therapies because it seeks on the development of equipments and technologies and is focused on experimentation of them.
"Technoquantum medicine might create really amazing equipments and technologies for medical proposes and finally do the wish of spiritual people and mystical people to have technoquantum equipment and technologies that uses the whole quantum mechanics and superquantum mechanics for medical purposes, but still, they would be dangerous and complex such as the technologies and equipments of extraphysical medicine."
by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021
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Get the medicine mug.mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
Get the the medicine you digest so well lately mug.mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
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