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Whale Meat

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."
by DatNigga88 August 24, 2011
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Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
by rixter1971 April 27, 2012
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meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.
"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard
by Coltraine December 13, 2013
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meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick
Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .
by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016
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sink meat

1. when you just had passionate sex that lasted upwards of 7 hours and now you are late for your job interview, so you proceed to wash your penis in the sink.

2. An alternative to showering after sex.
Bro I didn't have time to shower so I had do some sink meat after I boned your mother.
by ChingyChief February 14, 2017
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meat your beat

It's when you take your beat and meat it.
Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!
by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018
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Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
by Narcbuster April 23, 2018
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