MCTARD

A PERSON WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S THAT WILL LIKELY STAY THERE FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE..

DUDE, THAT MCTARD FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

by BIGSKINNY August 6, 2008

Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Mcerson

An insult that penetrates the soul.

John Daniel: This group is gay.

Group: Mcerson

John Daniel: Yea you're right im sorry.

by Matt Sol April 25, 2011

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

by rana_r_u November 8, 2019

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020

Materbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Material Gorl

A strong independent woman named ⭐️

Estrella is such a material gorl. If she wants it she gets it

by himynameis30291 February 10, 2022