Maysonrayparker

Being a maysonrayparker is a person who keeps asking who else high asf right now ? on Instagram comments

Yo bro i just posted a pic on insta u better not maysonrayparker it

by Mr.beast123 June 10, 2020

Mayonade

One parts mayonnaise to six parts sparkling water, stir well and serve with ice.

There's nothing like a cold glass of mayonade on a hot Summer day. Aaaaaaahhhh thats good.

by Hundingsbana February 5, 2021

malzone

A malzone is a word used to describe a close friend, someone that can be trusted, and a generally upstanding member of society.

Michael is a real malzone. I would trust him.

by Malzone November 6, 2023

apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015

Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie

"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"

by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016

exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.

Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD

by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017