Massery

A Arabian who blends in the United States as a Caucasian person. Even though they are just trying to make a living, everyone thinks they are a terrorist. They are often corky, and usually hairy. They may even come off as a pedophile.

Mike: Hey that IT guy is a Massery
Greg: I hope he doesn't blow my computer up.

by MatSS February 14, 2014

The Alex Mauer

The act of sue, harassment, and dmca strikes against anybody who dare speaks of you badly.

"Man, is this manbaby doing the Alex Mauer, can't he just accept defeat already?

by Megalopixels November 26, 2017

Mause

A state of mind where one finds oneself to be utterly freaked out and/or nauseated at an event, person or object yet entirely amused at the same time

“The whole thing was a total mause”.

“You are a big mauser!!”

“Ugh. I am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.

“Please stop adding salt to that McMuffin, you are making me mauseous”.

“Stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”

by kittyragooda June 2, 2009

U BE LOOKING AT MARY MOUSER LOLOLOLOL

A person who looks at Mary Mouse name starts with an S and ends with an E and has A G in the middle

-U BE LOOKING AT MARY MOUSER LOLOLOLOL
-Nah you look at incredible stuff

by YAOI MAN February 8, 2022

Mouser

one who has relations with a person of the opposite sex, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.

Casey became a mouser when she hooked up with Paul S the wrester.

by Paul S the wrestler December 29, 2004

Mausea

A particular male haircut that's a masculine variation of a short female cut called a Chelsea dubbed "Man-Chelsea w/ a Jedi braid" from the originator.

"Yes I remember, that was back when I had my Mausea cut :3

by r4ym4xx August 21, 2011

matsern

A guy who eat's a massive amount of the norwegian burgers called "tiger-burger" from Esso

Person 1: Haven't that guy eaten 10 burgers now?

Person 2: Yeah, but he's a Matsern, he dosen't stop.

Person 1: Oh damn

by heaheaxdxd August 5, 2016