Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately

Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Matty P's

After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,

Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!

Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free

by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Mattie Boombatty

SomeOne that would like to do sexual things to his/hers sibling but the only thing stopping them is the fact they are blood related.

Man1: would you do things to your sister if she wasn't your sister ?

Man2: yeah probs !!

Man3: ewww Mattie Boombatty

by wag1rudeboi March 26, 2020

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020