Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

by kendoomus March 27, 2012

māori mask

A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .

I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.

I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!

I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.

by muffdivingpro March 5, 2014

Spartan Mask

When a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes and on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan mask

“Oi Mate, I just spartan masked Ashely when she fell asleep. She had no idea.”

by Reuben, The King of the South April 27, 2020

Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.

Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.

by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011

choo choo marks

The act of getting Shit stains in the underwear from a lack of wiping the butt.

Man.. I did my laundry and I had to bleach my underwear due to choo choo marks

by Disel2013 March 29, 2017

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

Ski Mask Way

A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.

Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli

by THE DarkNight September 20, 2005