Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020

Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.

Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

Markus

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.

Fuck Markus

by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021

markus

a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.

markus is the biggest shagger in town

by konsky March 16, 2019

markus

asshole backstabbing jerk

boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”

by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019

marduk

a good little girl who likes mystery and cream

MARDUK, bring me egg drop soup!

by JUYY February 8, 2009

Markakis

Greek term for defecation.

Kevin urged Luke to pull into the rest area so he could take a Markakis.

by Tuohyboy May 15, 2008