magnesia

The nick name for an Mongoloid natured humanoid who has a tendency of sexual attraction to male sheep. A magnesia is the result of generations of inbreeding, that is usually selected towards the youngest female sibling. A magnesia usually displays the physical characteristics of being rather tall, over weight, and excessively hairy. The weight issue causes a sever mental complex which leads to an end result of have little, or no friends. A magnesia is usually a focal point of teenage scrutiny. His strange looks and weird behaviors are easily made fun of and is a source of entertainment for many teens. Magnesias are usually genital beasts, but have the ability to injure smaller individuals who cross a boundary when coming in contact with them. If one does in fact have an opportunity to wrestle or fight a magnesia, one must remember that due to the extremely small brain the a magnesia exhibits, they do not know their own strength and ability to hurt people. The best way to deal with a magnesia is to ignore them as much as possible, but if they do in fact come too close throw large stones and/or other available heavy objects at the beast, and hope to demobilize it. It is best to report a sighting of a magnesia to the proper authorities in order to minimize the sped of magnesias in further generations. Forced sterilization is also recommended. One method of sterilization is by means of surgical treatment, but it is much easier and cheaper to just grab a magnesia by the balls (which are unusually small, un-human like) and rip them off. It is a word of advise to only allow professionals to deal with there humanoids. For they are in fact quite dangerous and can cause harm to humans, and for that matter farm animals.

Example 1:

Wow look at the big freak! -Person 1

Yeah, we better keep our distance from that magnesia. -Person 2

Example 2:

That magnesia is taking advantage of his little sister! -Person 1

We better rip his little balls off!! -Person 2

Example 3:

What in the hell is banging my (male) sheep?!?!?! -Person 1

That is one of those damn magnesias! Lets throw stones at it!! -Person 2

by Doctor of humanoid beasts January 8, 2009

IM Madness

When talking to more than 4 people online. All have some bizarre story to tell and consider it imporant, so if you don't reply within 5 seconds of their last message, they get upset and send you 11 consecutive messages spelling out "w-h-e-r-e-a-r-e-y-o-u." The "message recieved" sound repeats over and over and you begin getting a headache. It's a state which should be avoided by all means.

"Mustaf, Lili, Big Moe, and Tinkers were trying to tell me what had happened at Mama Joe's party--all at the same time. It was IM Madness!"

by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004

eye magnets

breasts

can't take my eyes off her eye magnets

by Fatal Puppy June 5, 2009

Tent Madness

Being in a crowded tent for a period of time causing complete hysteria and insane behavior. Usually fatal.

*middle of the night in a tent*
Avi: Jules are you ok your eyes are all bloodshot?
Jules: IM FUCKING FINE
Sam: I think he has tent madness. why are you holding a bat?
Jules: *Starts to beat the others with a baseball bat*

by chiawala111 August 28, 2010

mouth of madness

dont care about what you say and you have a strong vocabulary very lyrical.

Look how lyrical that guy is. That mothafucka has a mouth of madness.

by The truth will set us free April 25, 2009

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.

Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!

by socialist_jester July 18, 2005