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Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012
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Magical beast man

An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic
I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.
by MrWrightFan26 July 30, 2018
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Magical Abuse

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018
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Magical Girl Energy

Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.

The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
Whoaa man, that girls really got some Magical Girl Energy!
by SidheDraoi May 25, 2021
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Systematic Magical Bullshit

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
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mythril magician

The master of all magics. A magician of such caliber they can be compared to the highest tier of material.
You don't want to mess with that guy. He's a Mythril Magician. He'd blow you away.
by EMIYA June 25, 2017
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Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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