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George Washing-machine

That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
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Machine Gun Smelly

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
by ruby marie November 26, 2017
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Máchine

A beautiful girl.

This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 20, 2006
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splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007
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Good Machine

A female of the hot and/or hot bodied variety

see also Rusty Machine.
Guys... GUYS! Good machine at 2 o'clock
by Caz_B February 4, 2008
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time machined

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010
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