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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018
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The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home
The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went
by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022
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Golf simulator with my dad

I’m cheating on my girlfriend and using the golf simulator as an excuse and saying “my phone died on the last hole”
I’m at the golf simulator with my dad and I’m on the last hole.
by DaddyP April 3, 2026
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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
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