mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 07, 2010

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 16, 2006

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 09, 2017

golpe mortal de cinco dedos

Spanish reincarnation or the band Five Finger Death Punch

GOLPE MORTAL DE CINCO DEDOS is dope

by JakePro December 19, 2016

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022