Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

by jt1234 August 18, 2009

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021

Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 22, 2020

Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020