Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

i took a stroll down town and hurled Australian mocha bombs at rednecks.

Australian mocha bomb by waffletronz January 19, 2011

Ass Mocha 

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.

"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."

Ass Mocha by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

I Like That Mocha 

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

I Like That Mocha by Valentine B. November 25, 2010

ghetto mocha num nums 

coffee, powdered creamer, a package of hot chocolate and peppermint whipped cream.

*** NUMMIES ***

imma cuddlz up on me couch and drink me some ghetto mocha num nums right about now bitches!!!!

im in your blanketz
drinking your ghetto mocha num numz

ghetto mocha num nums by Broadway Mafia (Lacey) December 10, 2006

Midnight Mocha Blast

When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.

Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!

Midnight Mocha Blast by xzy123 February 3, 2010

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! 

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

white trash mocha 

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

white trash mocha by Chetchez December 10, 2008