Black Mits

A high school NPC that wears all black and damns you with unskippable cutscenes. He is known for his yapping abilities. Only way to get rid of him is tagging or as the actual term is "mitsing" someone else. His fields of expertise consist of school lessons, fish and women. His yapping abilities have also gifted him the name "Modern Aesop"
Fuck Black Mits is here again quick let's hide
by ImthekingBurgerKing February 12, 2024
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Jack Mit

the short boi with a math general textbook and no consol
*Math general textbook* -Jack Mit
by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 12, 2019
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Mitted

(Adjective) For something to be utterly awful or unappealing to the eye
Man! That girl that weighs 300 pounds and has one eye is mitted!
by HIMOTHY1 June 05, 2022
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the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
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Mits

Look at the size of his mits.
by waffles February 07, 2017
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MIT

Abbreviation for MILF in training.

Could be a pregnant mom, a mom on a glowup journey, or a girl who hasn’t had kids but is getting the rest of the vibe ready for when she does.

Behavior popularized by the fans of Yung Gravy.
Going to a lactation class since I’m an MIT

Went to Pilates, then the juice bar, then shopping at lulu lemon, I’m on my MIT shit

Don’t wanna go to the gym today but I’m an MIT

I’m an MIT for yung gravy
by discountmidgemaisel July 23, 2022
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Mit

Somebody who's crushing hard on you, most-likely somebody you don't feel mutual feelings for. They're somebody that wants you but you don't want them back.
Person 1: Girrrrllll, you got all them mits.
Person 2: Mmm, if only i liked em back?🙄🖕🏼
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