marijuana minutes

The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.

Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.

by Ryan Coconut October 26, 2009

Ten minutes after ten till now

What time it is, right now. It's never wrong.

What time is it?

Ten minutes after ten till now.

by Downstrike October 1, 2005

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

by larrydart January 30, 2009

A few minutes

20 minutes in smitty time.

Matt Smith: I'll be a few minutes late

by Freshneverfrozenbeef March 20, 2018

You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity

Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

by MissBynn March 2, 2009

ten minutes 'til ten

Generally refers to hair length; a woman with very short hair.

That bitch's hair was as short as ten minutes 'til ten.

by Hoobaju October 8, 2003

99 minutes

to be a troll without having to speak a word.

S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!

by ciccarello April 6, 2010