milf

a very atractive mother that one would desire to engage in sexual intercourse with (see justin's mom)

Dude Justin's mom is such a milf! It's to bad she's a lesbian

by donkeypuncher June 7, 2005

Milf

Mother I'd like to fuck

Wow,Stacys Mom is a Milf

by Alec Nauman March 15, 2007

MILF

Mother i would like to fuck

Johnny's mom is a MILF

by Scwwarrior September 21, 2005

MILFeasance

Misconduct or misbehavior by a public official who happens to be a MILF. See also flirj

I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.

by drss123 February 23, 2009

MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013