Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Mickey Mouse Key Pass

When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse

Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...

by Cat Boy October 1, 2010

mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019