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Megan Is a Sweet Girl That You Would Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With. She Usually Likes Videogames And Soccer. She Will Always Be There For You When You Are Sad Or Angry. She Usually Dates Ethan's And Is Always Joking Around, She Has A Jolly Good Time With Her Bf And Is Very Open-Minded About Things. A Great Person Overall.
Jack: "Is That Your Gf Megan?"

Ethan: "Yes, She Is An Amazing Girl With Many Great Qualities!"

Xavier: "I've Seen Her Fortnite Skills, They're Phenomenal!"

Ethan: "I Couldn't Agree More!"
Megan by revolver196831 February 17, 2019
Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.
whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!
Megan by steveb1695 June 27, 2011
She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP
Squirt megan whoremoyle squirt champ whore
Megan by Mr. Uniball December 16, 2011
Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.
Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.
Megan by thatonemagiciankid February 23, 2015
The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.
Megan by hippopot12345678 December 2, 2010
such a funny and caring girl - may have some acne and glasses but who cares shes beautiful and deserves a man
omigurd mEgan!
Megan by eckd January 19, 2019