mega grunty

Process of taking a massive shit that just wont come out.

Everyone in and around the toilet could hear me while i was having a mega grunty

by Conjibet September 18, 2019

mega-trim

Scoring copious amounts of snatch.

This face gets mega-trim.

by Vitamin D9 November 21, 2020

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

Mega dome

When the top of his/her forehead is large and the size of a bowling ball.

That mega dome is bigger Han my football

by MEMETEAM XD May 29, 2019

Mega Thot

a girl who is a huge slut and has a boyfriend every fucking week and rides dick every month

Friend: Kyla got a new boyfriend and they already fucked
Me: Shes such a mega thot

by CGLHZF03 November 30, 2018

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

mega-stan

a girl or guy who is utterly obsessed with a celebrity (or multiple) or type of music. They live and breath their obsession.

Dude, did you know Sara is a Mega-stan of one direction? She owns every song and her room is covered in their posters. She wouldn’t shut up about them!

by daymaker78936744 April 26, 2020