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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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Massin

Super hot exotic guy with nice abs and amazing hair. He's hilarious, has deep dark eyes, and a great laugh. Every girl tears themselves apart for him, because he's so amazing.
Hey did you see Massin yesterday?
Ya he looked even hotter than he usually does, if that's even possible!
by Thebestever May 12, 2014
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Massive Cock

it’s when someone has a giant foot long penis in between their legs
“inallexx has a massive cock
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Massil

The act of being incompetent and useless at anything/everything performed. Slang term used in a winners/homesense store in montreal to describe slackers.
Calisse de tabarnac jai rien fait au travail aujourdhui, je suis tellement un Massil.

Chilean guy: Hey as tu finit to tank?

Algerian kid: Nah l'gros, je me suis fait un Massil.
by Zone 3 April 3, 2009
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Messiated

1.A dramatic way of expressing making a large mess.
for example; "I just messiated all over myself"

2. A referal to dirt or "mess".

3.Originated in bradford; youth slang.

Blend from the words "mess" and "averted"

But with an Antonym meaning.
Guys Mac just messiated all over the snuggie.
by Laur:) June 19, 2010
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Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.
Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.
by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009
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Massive Gaylord

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord
by Disprin September 29, 2011
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