Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

Meatloaf

When you step in a mud puddle unexpectedly and it leaves a ring of dirt around your shoe.

Louise got a meatloaf and walked to classes
squeaking loudly.

by coltymonster March 2, 2022

Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

meatloaf gobbler

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.

Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.

by Dream seekers January 2, 2017

Meatloaf

A black girl/woman who is on her period.

That meatloaf last night was pretty amazing.

by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011

meatloaf beg

A slut named Chris

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”

“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”

by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017