Matthew

1.A not smart guy
2.A guy that you're not sure if its a guy
3.An unattractive guy
4.A guy with no game
5.A 1-finger girth guy
6. A guy with no life guy
7. An overweight guy
8. A guy wishes to wear a dress

9.A guy who kills babies
10. A guy who would disagree with all of these

Girl 1: Who's the weird new kid?
Girl 2: Honey, he's a Matthew
Girl 1: That explains it

by Marquisisabetternamethanmatt January 24, 2015

matthew

Someone who looks like the piece of poop that is stuck to the brim of the toilet. They usually make you want to cry. If you meet a Matthew run.

Person 1: Did you see the new kid? I think
his names Matthew.
Person 2: I have to change schools.

by Carla Michealson May 11, 2016

Matthew

person with large penis

omg look at the size of it he must be a Matthew

by Connor is stupid January 18, 2017

Matthew

A common garden variety of Grasshopper that only eats the leaves of a mexican cannabis plant. Often found in a secret digital reality fighting evil ogres with weapons which can only be described as n00b-erific.

Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female.

Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.

Guy 1

"I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza!!"

Guy 2

"Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner!"

by David Attenborough (the 42nd) March 8, 2010

Matthew

A short loving guy. He's shy showing his love because he is afraid of rejection. he goes through rough times and can't stop himself from raging. Sweet, kind, emo-ish guy he doesn't think he is charming and doesn't really know much about dating but gives good advice. He has a short temper to start and yell but a longer one to where he starts swinging. He does hide his true self deep down inside. He is soft but normally really depressed and angry. He is a guy to speak his mind a lot too. He doesn't tolerate people messing with his friends and family. And one of Hing do not backstab him he hates backstabbers.

Girl: Hey was that Matthew Beating ass? I thought he would never do that
Girl 2: He will do that of someone does that to friends or family..
Girl: oh

by Edgy Seroy boi March 9, 2020

matthew

They are a person with high academic skills. They tend to be the type of person that normally can be confusing to girls. They sometimes seems they really like someone then just stop acting like it. They tend to hide emotions very well from people they care about. Sometimes seem to be hiding in the shadows their true personality from their loved ones and their friends. They are great, someone you would love to be with or be friends with the fact they are good looking and romantic.

Matthew is the perfect guy.

by KiwiAvocado February 3, 2018

Matthew

1. This amazingly hot guy you fall in love with at first sight

2. This guy who happens to be very flirtatious and two faced

3. Someone who breaks your heart because you find out how much of a man whore they are

Girl 1: See that guy over there?
Girl 2: yea?
Girl 1: That's the guy I was telling you about!?!?! You know the one who was hitting on me and asked me out
Girl 2: But.. that's my boyfriend. :O
Girl 1: :O.. what a matthew he is...

by CoolestBitchEver1743 November 15, 2009