Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?

You’re a fucking Mateo

Mateo by agartha November 20, 2025

mateo

cuck

that guys a cuck nah he’s hella mateo

mateo by urban dictionary. December 8, 2025

Mateo

The alpha wolf

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo

Mateo by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025

matéo 

the sweetest little babyman wife

manthat must be weachies sexy french wife matéo

matéo by weaches July 21, 2021

Mateo Camargo 

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.

Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."

Mateo Camargo by Livvehhh March 16, 2008

Mateo Rojas 

He’s the weird nerd at school not to tall not to short likes to watch anime porn while he’s dating someone,he does pretty well in school but street smarts wise he’s the dumbest bitch you’ve ever met.he is addicted to mine craft and thinks he has a big dick but he really doesn’t he’s the biggest man hoe ever

Omg did you see Mateo Rojas

He is so weird and nerdy
Other girl:oh yea the last time I saw him he was watching hentai ew i

Mateo Rojas by Vhgcgfxnfmjyfjyg December 18, 2019

Mateo Pobre

To be the ultimate porn star ever...the guy with the greatest cock and the ability to control every woman he sets his eyes on..

Did you see that guy go over to that chick at the bar? He just pulled a Mateo Pobre on her!

Mateo Pobre by MATEO POBRE'S #1 FAN ! January 20, 2005