Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

by Hot Karl February 15, 2004

P masta

One who is the master of poo

Colin is the P masta; the p stands for poo!

by Captain B April 16, 2006

pimp-masta

when one can have 24 gurls and he chooses only one

Justin is a pimp-masta

by kermy August 18, 2003

Ghettho Masta M-Dogg

A real g-unit soldier, drug sella, pimp n a damn good rapper, a Ghettho Masta M-Dogg

u'd find a Ghettho Masta M-Dogg on da streetz sellin weed 2 da fedz

by gatpopper51 June 25, 2006

mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.

I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

by dole23b July 23, 2011