A baked good or pastry in which semen is added as an ingredient. The pastry is then given to an unknowing female recipient for consumption.
by mistafunn February 21, 2011
a pre-ejaculator
by huey March 31, 2004
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by Token and Pledge February 10, 2009
A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
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by Scorpionflame101 August 25, 2008
island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
by MV islanderr November 03, 2008
a state of motherhood when a mom ends up making herself crazy trying to do all the things to be the best super mom she can be. Suffers from supermom-itis. Wannabe super mom.
I can't come to the party, I'm busy CHASING MARTHA, two dozen cupcakes to bake and winter crafts to set up for tomorrow.
Last time I saw her, she was chasing Martha, juggling work, throwing an event, all while renovating her kitchen.
Last time I saw her, she was chasing Martha, juggling work, throwing an event, all while renovating her kitchen.
by chasing Martha July 12, 2019