Martha

Martha is the name of a young lady who admires things like gaming or anime but does not know anything about the sort as real fans would know. Some Martha's kick ass and others are kind and friendly around other prey.
"Daaaammmnnnn, did you see that girl Martha the other day, she acted like she was a real anime fan but she is so off on lots of titles but she sure could kick some ass if she tried."
by ANobodyWithAUselessLife April 24, 2018
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mt martha

a pre-ejaculator
"woah that boy pulled a mt martha, i mean id just started and i copped a mouthful"
by huey March 31, 2004
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Martha Stewart

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.
Are you Martha Stewart?
by fasdfsn January 23, 2013
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A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.
Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!
by Token and Pledge February 10, 2009
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Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.


Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
by Scorpionflame101 August 25, 2008
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Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer
by MV islanderr November 03, 2008
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Chasing Martha

a state of motherhood when a mom ends up making herself crazy trying to do all the things to be the best super mom she can be. Suffers from supermom-itis. Wannabe super mom.
I can't come to the party, I'm busy CHASING MARTHA, two dozen cupcakes to bake and winter crafts to set up for tomorrow.
Last time I saw her, she was chasing Martha, juggling work, throwing an event, all while renovating her kitchen.
by chasing Martha July 12, 2019
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