Part of speech: verb. Definition: When your life is falling apart,your eyes are cross eyed, you dont know where you are and you dont even know your own name because you try and drink like John Mapp.
...Many of us have tried. ALL have failed.
...Many of us have tried. ALL have failed.
by mapped out July 7, 2010
Get the Mapped Outmug. The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Shit mapmug. Cross Map is used in the definition used in FPS games, it denotes a shot that has kill between 70-100% of the way across a map. This is normally only applicable to sniper rifles doing no scopes and quick scopes as assault rifles and the like are very easy to maintain accuracy.
by Airo HNTD December 16, 2010
Get the Cross Mapmug. 1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.
* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-
Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.
2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-
Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.
2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
by Short Circuit August 11, 2010
Get the mapping the coastmug. Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.
You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.
Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.
Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.
Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.
Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.
by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013
Get the Map Fuckedmug. A map in the game "Beat Saber" made by the mapper "Zexta"
Usually containing several gimmicks and unique patterns
Usually containing several gimmicks and unique patterns
"Have you played the new zexta map?"
"Fuck no its all sliders and its 470 bpm, why would i play that?"
"Fuck no its all sliders and its 470 bpm, why would i play that?"
by Zexta November 13, 2021
Get the Zexta Mapmug. (n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.
(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"
Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
Get the map googlemug.