Mega Man Magnum

The biggest condom available, in the whole universe. Originally custom made to accommodate Mega Man's giant man junk.

Just went to the store and bought a bucketload of Mega Man Magnums to impress the sexy ass cashier.

by ih8crackas July 12, 2011

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 09, 2005

magnum trojan xxl

a large condom size that is used by people like jeff straus,for 12 inchers. it does not fit him though.

i used a magnum trojan xxl yesterday when i was in bed with sophia, said jeff straus

by cool kisses rule January 02, 2008

Magnum Opus Moment

An Extremely Good/Grand idea
A Great Magnum Opus

Ex 1: I had a huge magnum opus moment yesterday.
Ex 2: The song it’s raining tacos is a real Magnum opus moment

by Cronchy Craker October 16, 2019

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 23, 2009

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

put tha booty on tha magnum

an expression used for sex; a phrase used by a male to tell a female to have sex with him.

Note: Only dudez that's packing can use this phrase.

"Well baby, since we haven't hit it off in a week, we can hit tha crib and you can put tha booty on tha magnum."

by Tha 1ne July 16, 2005