Lunchbox

Companion or friend always by your side. A solid trustworthy sidekick.

I'm bringing a Lunchbox incase things get serious. My Lunchbox and I slay all day, everday!

by MetaSavage September 29, 2023

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Tennessee Lunchbox

Pour about a half cup of Tennessee Whiskey or Moonshine on to your partner's Vagina and proceed to "eat your lunch".

Dude, you gave her a Tennessee Lunchbox after the show?

by Live From Knoxville October 29, 2021

Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.

Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.

by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011

Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010

Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.

Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.

by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016