Rodeo Loafing

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop

rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat

by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011

brown loaf

To brown loaf (one word): the act of leaving your unflushed crap in the toilet with the lid closed, so the next person to use the toilet is shocked and disgusted when he or she opens the lid to use it. The act of brown loafing takes commitment, as the person who brown loafs must sit through their entire crap without doing a self-courtesy flush.

I want to get my roommate back for that feather and shaving cream prank, so I'm going to brown loaf him tomorrow.

by El Duderino Supremo October 30, 2007

Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.

I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.

by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005

hollywood loaf

a half erect penis

As Shelly sat on my lap I could'nt help developing a hollywood loaf

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

burnt loaf

To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.

"Dorm is boring tonight, let's leave the girls floor a burnt loaf."

by Moses the Man August 31, 2008

lint loaf

Massive accumulation of lint in a clothes dryer screen that can be peeled off in one huge slab, usually 1/4 inch thick or more.

You did HOW many loads before cleaning the trap?? That's the biggest fucking lint loaf I've ever seen!

by lordjupiter May 27, 2005

pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009