lantogether

When several people gather in the same place for a computer game on a lan. Like a get-together only usually attended by pwnstars, 1337 haxorz and the like. n00bs are generally discouraged to come.

We're having a little lantogether next weekend. Wanna come?

by MadTurki January 31, 2008

Lincoln Tech

a technical institute in NJ that wastes your hard earned money. filled with extremely dumb people.

"hey man, you wanna waste 16 thousand dollars?"

"sure, let's go to Lincoln Tech"

by an0nymous12345 October 29, 2008

internet lingo

lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,

The 11yr old CS playa

A game of cs with internet lingo in use

person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server

by [iX]-ST-AreNoth January 7, 2007

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once

I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!

by LordOfTheThings December 31, 2014

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

by Improv75 April 29, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.

When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.

by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016