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time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.
by Banana Oil December 21, 2009
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little brother

Little brother: h-
Me : don’t fucking touch me you stupid orangutan
by 9yr old savage August 10, 2018
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chain letter

a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.
by Orion January 15, 2004
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Chain Letter

A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:

Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!

Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
by Mbleh July 7, 2008
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Fuzzy Little Man Peach

"Fuzzy little man peach" was a memorable term of endearment uttered by Old Gregg, a character on the British comedy tv series, The Mighty Boosh. Old Gregg was an ancient creature of legend and horror, a hermaphrodite merman with a mangina.

One of the series' main characters, Howard Moon, snags with a hook while out fishing on Old Gregg's lake. Old Gregg is angry and intimidating, but also being seductive as they sit in the rowboat.

"Fuzzy little man peach" is an rather aggressive and possessive pet name, indicative of an offer you dare not refuse.

It's unclear if 'fuzzy little man peach' is a reference to anal sex or a term for a young man whose beard is still soft and fuzzy on his cheeks. The confusion is probably intended to increase the tension.

"My fuzzy little man peach" is immediately followed in the sketch's dialogue by one of Old Gregg's most repeated taglines.
Howard: "Don't kill me.I've got so much to give."
Old Gregg: "Easy now, my fuzzy little man peach. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?"
Howard (almost crying: whaat?
by Bryonia March 20, 2010
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why you little

An expression Homer Simpson of "The Simpson's" uses right before he begins strangling his son Bart. A sign of extreme anger, often in response to an insult.
Bart: "If you had a nickle for every time you scratched your butt, we'd be on easy street."
Homer: "Why you little..."
Bart: (choking sounds)

Homer hits himself in the eye with the sharp part of a hammer. Bart starts hysterically laughing.

Homer: "Why you little..."
Bart: (choking sounds)
Homer: I'll teach you to laugh...at...something...that's...FUNNY!!!
by ynnoj123 January 2, 2012
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little joe

Little Joe is actually a Hard 4 in craps. A Hard 4 is two twos. While Little Joe is commonly mistaken as any 4, being 3-1 or 1-3, it is exclusively the Hard 4.
I won $175 on my $25 Little Joe.
by sinktank July 22, 2006
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