Pink Lemonade

When a girl squirts on her period.
Named this because of its color and sour taste.

1: Dude, I totally drank Lisa's pink lemonade last night.
2: You have serious problems.

by OffToVisitYourMother March 14, 2011

lemonade diet

A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.

Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool party next month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"

by sheenaurion May 22, 2009

Lemonade Delight

A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time.

It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.

For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.

Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”

by moccrider November 22, 2011

Lemonade Stand

2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.

"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."

by The Ish April 22, 2005

lemonade

n. (similar to tea) The title of Beyonce's 2016 album that contained personal information about her relationship with Jay-Z and other topics like their daughter, Blue Ivy, her father, and also female empowerment... gossip; the scoop; the details, etc...

You better make some lemonade and tell us what happen between Tonny and Mary.

by StrawberryTeaAndLemonade May 25, 2016

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006

Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017