Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

Outdoor Laundry

Categorized as a hybrid, this fruity homegrown, outdoor strain was only deserving of a name that accurately reflected it's mellow side effects which include a relaxed, wavy feeling that is most similar to Laundry as it hangs outdoors drying on a line in your yard. The name you ask? "Outdoor Laundry” and from there, an iconic strain was born.

Hey man, give me a quarter of that Outdoor Laundry if you have it

by DaveyDictionary November 7, 2020

Laundry limbo

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.

See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.

by Oldbelt February 2, 2020

Laundry camp

When you live in an apartment building, and don’t trust your neighbors, so you have to stay near the machines while you’re doing laundry. Typically laundry campers bring their own chair, battery-powered radio, and drink.

All my clothes are dirty, so I’ll be in laundry camp for the next few hours.

by Brian L. Peck June 15, 2018

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010