labalabaloo

1. a man lacking a penis
2. a penis that is bent and weird
3. a nickname given to a person without a penis

1. Yea, mike's a total labalabaloo
2. damn, didja see joe's labalabaloo ?
3. yo ! didja hear ? dat fag labalabaloo hit on my dad .

by joobzykafferin August 19, 2008

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

sloppy labia

a rather loose and moist vaginal casing that makes the same sound as when you let your face relax and shake your head back and forth.

shut your sloppy labia!!

by notpinkelephant April 27, 2006

labian

A lesbian who is attracted to other girls with good labia.
Derivatives include Loobian, a lesbian who enjoys loose and flappy labia, and a Shabian, a lesbian who likes short and neat labia.

Kate: I think I can see Sarah staring at that girls crotch.

Peta: Yeah I know, she's an inquisitve Labian.

by lebsianne October 10, 2010

labia

The Liberate Apes Bofore Imprisoning Apes movement

by Sexy gay boy mother fucker Jeremy 'Crotanks' Jac July 13, 2003

labiarate

To free one's labia from the confines of it's trousers/panties/skirt/dress/lederhosen etc.

Ana: Want to see my new piercing.
Dave: Sure, let's have a butchers.
Ana: Hang on I need to labiarate.

by Dr Kinky August 16, 2008

Zipper Labia

The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.

My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.

Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!

by AJ Parnayyyyl October 19, 2011