Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Bean Lamp

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this

Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp

by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018

Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.

Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.

by _Barb November 5, 2016

Lampard tax

When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"

by ybootyfooty December 26, 2020

Lamping

Popularized by the show Curb Your Enthusiasm, lamping is the act of relaxing while sitting down. "Lampin" may be used as a short form of "lamping".

Lamping on this new couch is great!

by lukcio February 28, 2018

Lampost

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017