lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010

lightning crotch

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.

"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"

by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007

LiGHTNING WARRIORS

noun.plural. lightning warriors are a soccer team. They started off as 'lightning' but because they did not have enough players, the combined with another team. this teams name was ' warriors'. Each team wanted to keep their name, so the were combined. now the lightnign warriors are the most amazing team in their division!<33

wow, those lightning warriors kick grass.

by laurr April 13, 2007

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!

by GM42 July 4, 2011

Lightning Strike

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

by Bazza from down Under February 19, 2019