the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.
(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"
"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"
"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"
"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
by 54345543 June 09, 2018
The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 08, 2013
The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
by Nigwar45 June 20, 2020
"For me, I'm not just doing my voice. I am attatching my outer being. But yeah - I have a great time doing this."
Lance Henriksen -07
"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."
Lance Henriksen -07
With the darkest voice ever:
"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"
Lance Henriksen -07
All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
Lance Henriksen -07
"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."
Lance Henriksen -07
With the darkest voice ever:
"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"
Lance Henriksen -07
All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
by Deep Voice August 15, 2008
Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
by Biznatch99 February 07, 2014
by Herman Rorquefish May 26, 2015
Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.
by Stevo Davo March 07, 2008