klutztomer 

A horrendously-clumsy aisle-browser who habitually wreaks havoc and chaos with a store's merchandise and/or display-shelves due to his brainless bumbling into everything in his path and his butter-fingered mishandling of the items he's looking at.

Archie Andrews seems to always make a mess at the local supermarket (especially if there are attention-distracting cutie-chicks among the other shoppers) no matter how careful he tries to be, so nowadays he usually just heads straight to the klutztomer-service desk and asks them to gather the items he needs.

klutztomer by QuacksO June 23, 2018

Klutzasaurus

A boomer who is always tripping over their own feet

My mom is such a Klutzasaurus, that a simple walk becomes a potential trip to the emergency room.

Klutzasaurus by Baby2/20 November 12, 2020

klutznuts 

klutznuts is a very cool person, they are really caring too.

“WOW HAVE YOU SEEN KLUTZNUTS NEW VIDEO??” / person 1
“who is klutznuts” / person 2
“klutznuts is my best mutual, very caring”

klutznuts by kaeurbae August 11, 2021

Klutzy 

Coming in klutch with style

Tatum hit the game winner on a spin move boy came in klutzy

Klutzy by Pablofriend October 3, 2022

Klotzopolis

Slang for 'the most awesome city ever.'

Hey man, let's hit up Klotzopolis!

Klotzopolis by Karije March 26, 2009

Klutan

another term for a blunt

yo you tryin to smoke a klutan?

Klutan by Bobby Blunts March 2, 2010

klutching candy cane 

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

klutching candy cane by drofan November 5, 2010