Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010

Alicia Keys

as my brotha would say u cant define her!!She is jus 1 of those types of gurlz you jus like

she is jus........OMG!! Thats what my brotha would say.

by Allie July 14, 2004

krucial keys

A musical enterprise founded by Alicia Keys and Kerry "Krucial" Brothers. Artists in Krucial Keys consist of Alicia Keys, Krucial, L. Green, Illz, Erika Rose, Kumasi, and K Billz 45. They have 3 mixtapes, and are the masterminds behind the number 1 records from Alicia Keys. The artists write, produce, and perform their own songs. Krucial also has his own EP called "Take Da Hood Back."

Have you heard that hot new track produced by Krucial Keys?

by TheQueenOfLaugh October 21, 2007

to hold the keys

To be the person calling the shots in a prison gang. Also called, "shot-caller".

One-Eye Billy is holding the keys while Jack is in the hole.

by Tizzat January 28, 2004

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys isthe Most Beautiful Woman to Grace the Face of The Earth.... all of you that say bad things about her are jealous. Please!!!! dont hate her because shes wayyyyyyyyy much better than much of you girls will be and wayyyy much better than all your girlfriends will be.

Beautiful Voice, Great Talente, Great Body....and oh yeah a hundred million times better than Beyonce!

If you want to see a real beautiful woman just look at Alicia Keys.

by Chri$ a.k.a Chyno January 18, 2006

Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.

- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.

by stouch000 October 22, 2009

Foreign Keys

When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.

*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*

Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.

by StinkyDubeau August 31, 2016