OMG have you guys ever been with a Keegan? the best ever
"how bigs your dick?" "lets just say its a keegan" "=D"
"how bigs your dick?" "lets just say its a keegan" "=D"
by lynn25 February 3, 2010
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He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009
Get the James Maynard Keenan mug.Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.
The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:
Awww...Here-goes!
Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--
Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
Awww...Here-goes!
Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--
Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009
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Get the keenan goring mug.Ladies, he’s cute and sweet, pretty much a guy you want. But he won’t read your text messages until 10 hours later or even a day. Watch out.
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Get the Keegan mug.Keegan is a sweet kindhearted guy that will never fail to brighten your day he is the most caring person you will ever meet he also has the best sense of humour seriously you can barely listen to one sentence without laughing I love keegan he is an amazing who is also fullumptious love you your fucking great he is also someone who will hide there true intelligence and feelings leeving the girl who has a crush on him a little bit confused
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