keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Keen

It's an amazing person who everyone love.

Omg I met keen today!

by Urban dictionary director January 31, 2020

Keen

1. Another word of eager & enthusiastic, boi! Feeling confident and eager in finding love...?
2. A name usually for a man??? If the person's woman, then "Keene"?
3. This typical person writing this definition here! He's the best, moreover, his nick name is "Keen" LOL!
<3 Laserz LOL! Anyway, off too far, Grade 8s...

Example:

1. James is keen to do his homework right now. XD
2. Miss Keene is not going to work today.
3. Hey, I'm Keen. Tori, I hope you remember me! Cuz I'm the one who writes this LOL! Kirito-Strikes!

by Laserz-is-here April 11, 2019

wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass

Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.

by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018

Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

a keen run

a swift running

He tiptoed his way cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.

by John Lu November 24, 2022