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Jupiter

A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
by Jupitertheworldsmama December 1, 2021
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The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
by charmander_pika February 18, 2022
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A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp
Jupiter is a nub.
by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022
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The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
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Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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Where girls go to get stupider
Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022
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The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.
by Guillame April 8, 2022
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