Bed Jumping

Bed Jumping is when more often then men, a woman divorces there husband and under the next two hours are in another person's bed's knocking boots(sex) and then the cycle is repeated as long as possible. The person bed Jumping is also referred to as a Bed jumper(Slut)/(prostitute). Along with Bed Jumping the word Bed stalling describes a Bed jumper who only stay's with that partner because they comfort her with loads of money.

Bed Jumping :
Guy 1: You heard about sussie?
Guy 2: Na what's she done now?
Guy 1: She Divorced Jimmy and in the next hour she and Johnny wear performing magic together in his house.
Guy 2: That girl's bed Jumping like she's in DFS!

Bed Stalling :
Guy 1: I heard sussie is sticking with this new guy Kyle
Guy 2: Have you seen his mission and how many car's he has?
Guy 1: That's why she is bed stalling then...

by The Shizzles November 16, 2013

munger jumping

One person digs up a corpse and a second places their mouth on the corpse’s genitals. The first person then stands on top of the gravestone and jumps down onto the stomach of the corpse forcing the contents in the corpse’s stomach to exit through the genitals and into the mouth of the second person.

I don't mind jumping on the the dead as long as you're down there giving them head....i'm munger jumping.

by RaMDaY December 19, 2006

Holy Jumpins

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.

Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.

by Kode25 August 25, 2011

Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"The other night I was bored so I typed ______ into the web browser and MAN, I had no idea that was a web site. Heck, I didn't think it was leagal! I love Web Jumping!"

by Keith Karabin December 14, 2006

bridge jumping

To make a bet so large that you will go jump of a bridge if you lose.

Scotty was bridge jumping the Patriots opening week. He was very happy when they won.

by Brendanwooo September 17, 2010

jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

by Jim Scott December 28, 2005

Wingsuit (base) jumping

Similar to base jumping, but instead of freefalling, the diver is equipped with flaps below their arms and between their legs. The diver then "flies" around similar to a flying squirrel. Most wingsuit jumpers attempt to fly as close to the cliff/wall as possible.

Guy 1 - Hey, we're going to the Alps to go wingsuit (base) jumping... you wanna come?
Guy 2 - Hell ya, we'll be flying like sqirrels!

by ThisWasTheLastNameLeft January 25, 2009