A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua
by Dainty lips January 4, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!
Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
by theyhateretro March 9, 2020
Get the Joshuamug. girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
by I like you not June 12, 2020
Get the Joshuamug. 
a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.
by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 1, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. A boy who has anger issues and desperately craves approval from others. Likely to degrade any relationship in your life that isn’t with him because he is so full of himself. A good heart badly executed damaging the good relationships that come along for him. Often times a Brit.
by Xoxoyourstruly June 17, 2018
Get the Joshuamug. HE is a guy that spends most of his time on his phone and wheres a hood cause of his ugly haircut. He wants to be a engineering but he s acts like a emo that has friends.
by udeh March 29, 2019
Get the Joshuamug.