Joshua

HE is a guy that spends most of his time on his phone and wheres a hood cause of his ugly haircut. He wants to be a engineering but he s acts like a emo that has friends.

Dude your acting like Joshua

by udeh March 29, 2019

Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.

girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...

by I like you not June 12, 2020

Joshua

A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua

Girl 1: I got lead on by Joshua again

Girl 2: you don’t need any Joshua

by Dainty lips January 4, 2019

Joshua

'Joshua', Really means 'Joshy', an off the rails ex might call you Joshua to try be funny but deep down they know its really the word that says it all: cool, handsom, strong, funny bloke, just an all round good bloke. 'joshy'.

Maybe if i call him joshua he might correct me and then we can talk 😍

Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface

Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!

Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**

by Jvaderr July 1, 2019

Joshua

Joshuas are incredibly childish and will not change his mind about things. They are Usually stuck up assholes but sometimes they aren't those are the good joshes

Joshua: "I won't finish this poster"
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua

by TWICE x ONCE February 27, 2019

Joshua

a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.

The creature Joshua has a weird sense of humor.

by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 1, 2019

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!

Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!

by theyhateretro March 9, 2020