Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!
Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
by theyhateretro March 9, 2020
Get the Joshua mug.'Joshua', Really means 'Joshy', an off the rails ex might call you Joshua to try be funny but deep down they know its really the word that says it all: cool, handsom, strong, funny bloke, just an all round good bloke. 'joshy'.
Maybe if i call him joshua he might correct me and then we can talk 😍
Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface
Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!
Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**
Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface
Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!
Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**
by Jvaderr July 1, 2019
Get the Joshua mug.Joshuas are incredibly childish and will not change his mind about things. They are Usually stuck up assholes but sometimes they aren't those are the good joshes
Joshua: "I won't finish this poster"
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua
by TWICE x ONCE February 27, 2019
Get the Joshua mug.girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
by I like you not June 12, 2020
Get the Joshua mug.a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.
by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 1, 2019
Get the Joshua mug.HE is a guy that spends most of his time on his phone and wheres a hood cause of his ugly haircut. He wants to be a engineering but he s acts like a emo that has friends.
by udeh March 29, 2019
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he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
My joshua is so How
by MoonPieMan May 27, 2017
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