Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!

Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!

by theyhateretro March 9, 2020

Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.

girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...

by I like you not June 12, 2020

Joshua

He is the greatest man ever alive will care for anything and all the girls think he is hot and sexy as heck
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go

My joshua is so How

by MoonPieMan May 27, 2017

Joshua

A thirsty ass nigga

Damn he is acting like a Joshua

by Thirsty nigga May 9, 2018

Joshua

Joshuas are incredibly childish and will not change his mind about things. They are Usually stuck up assholes but sometimes they aren't those are the good joshes

Joshua: "I won't finish this poster"
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua

by TWICE x ONCE February 27, 2019

Joshua

A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua

Girl 1: I got lead on by Joshua again

Girl 2: you don’t need any Joshua

by Dainty lips January 4, 2019

Joshua

A boy who has anger issues and desperately craves approval from others. Likely to degrade any relationship in your life that isn’t with him because he is so full of himself. A good heart badly executed damaging the good relationships that come along for him. Often times a Brit.

“Is that a snake??” “No, that’s just Joshua.”

by Xoxoyourstruly June 17, 2018