He is the greatest man ever alive will care for anything and all the girls think he is hot and sexy as heck
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
My joshua is so How
by MoonPieMan May 8, 2017
Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!
Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
by theyhateretro March 9, 2020
girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
by I like you not June 13, 2020
A boy who has anger issues and desperately craves approval from others. Likely to degrade any relationship in your life that isn’t with him because he is so full of himself. A good heart badly executed damaging the good relationships that come along for him. Often times a Brit.
by Xoxoyourstruly June 17, 2018
A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua
by Dainty lips January 4, 2019
a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.
by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 2, 2019
Joshuas are incredibly childish and will not change his mind about things. They are Usually stuck up assholes but sometimes they aren't those are the good joshes
Joshua: "I won't finish this poster"
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua
Someone:" Why not?"
Joshua: "Because I don't want to"
Someone: "God, You're such a Joshua
by TWICE x ONCE February 28, 2019