The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.
Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!
by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018
Get the Jonny Moseleymug. A girl who is very intelligent and sporty. She likes to win although she is still a good player. She is tough yet she will be hurt about certain things. She is a great friend and is a beautiful girl. She is loved by her family even if she doesn’t know it. She can easily be more than a friend.
by Cloth January 9, 2018
Get the jonni-rosemug. (also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning
hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
Get the Jonny Shinemug. A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020
Get the jonny monkmug. by Manim February 14, 2021
Get the Jonny Dartmug. Verb: To cease all contact with a (close/longtime) friend in order to affect personal change, growth, or transition.
From VH1 Celebreality show "Scott Baio is 45 and Single."
From VH1 Celebreality show "Scott Baio is 45 and Single."
He was trying to kick the habit man, so he had to Jonny V his old crew.
"Man, I tried being friends with her after we broke up, but she was still acting crazy. I had to just Jonny V her ass."
"Man, I tried being friends with her after we broke up, but she was still acting crazy. I had to just Jonny V her ass."
by CrashDog5 September 3, 2007
Get the Jonny Vmug. by Andy.T December 23, 2008
Get the Jonny Westmug.